It's far less common that reports of a supposed alien sighting come from a populous urban location- say, a mall in Miami. You can probably tell where this is going. A video taken near Miami's ...

Folks, if aliens ever do make their presence known on Earth, I think it is wildly safe to assume the extraterrestrials capable of interstellar travel wouldn't pop-up at a Miami strip mall.

said that he would direct local police to arrest and would immediately deport — without necessarily even giving them a hearing — anyone the police suspected of being a “criminal alien ...