Find from the best quotes from "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation." Choose funny lines from Clark, Ellen, Cousin Eddie, ...

Credit: Warner Bros. Cousin Eddie after randomly showing up at the Griswold home in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet ...

Vegas Vacation doesn't have many hilarious lines, but this is one of the best, and it's easily the most quotable from the ...