But hey – falling off a cliff, losing your pals, and being showered with the contents of a castle's communal toilet ... are on a diplomatic mission to unite Bohemia's lords against the king's ...

Edith, her mother, and her mother's maid, Emma, are visiting her grandmother's castle in Bohemia. Edith is reading Tacitus. The talk revolves around the unmarried Count Sternborn and his 3 broken ...