Bumper cars on ice! It's a thing and there are plenty of options in New York State. If you're not coordinated enough for skating or skiing? Ice Bumper Cars may be right up your alley. No coordination ...

Wesley is the current steward of a 1954 Ford Crestline Victoria, a 1975 Harley-Davidson FXE and a 1959 Ford Fairlane 500 Galaxie. Oh yeah, and a 2005 Kia Sedona.

The most popular of the items that he sells? Bumper stickers that say, in all-caps, “I Bought This Before We Knew Elon Was Crazy.” For his vacation, Mr. Hiller asked a friend to cover for him.